broadband butt

(n.) The weight gain and associated expansion of one's butt caused by the lack of physical activity induced by spending too much time surfing the internet once he has broadband internet access at his home.

Good god, have you seen Jim? He used to be so thin and athletic, but since he's gotten a cable modem he's been stricken by the worst case of broadband butt I've ever seen.

by Franz in HB May 28, 2006

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Butt Boobs

A pair of breasts on a woman that resemble the cheeks of a buttocks.

1. Katie Miller has huge butt boobs.

2. When I took a picture of that girl over there, she has such large breasts that they resemble a butt on her chest.

by peterpeterpumpkineater November 19, 2007

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butt secks

Penetrative anal sexual intercourse. Usually performed by homosexual men as intercourse or by heterosexual couple, and it is performed for pleasure rather than reproductive purposes (unlike vaginal intercourse).

BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALS:
Peter: "Hello Marty, do you want to have Butt secks today?"
Marty: "Ok"

AS INTERNET DISCUSSION FORUM SLANG:
Gary: "MAZZINA95 TOTLY LKes BUTTSECKS!!!!"
Tim: "Get away you spammer"

AS CONVERSATION DURING FAMILY DINNER:
Father: "So Jen, have you decided what university you want to go to?"
Jen: "yes father, the UNIVERSITY of BUTTSECKS!! I HATE YOU, and I'm NOT going to study to become a lawyer as you want me to!!
Father: "So you want to have butt secks as your profession.. well, a lot of whores do make a lot of money, so I do not see why not"
*Jen Cries*

by Barley234 April 3, 2008

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