talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015

shilky like a scando

Extremely clean, fresh, attractive and/or stylish in a similar fashion to a high-class Scandinavian individual.

That dude is shilky like a scando.

by uzzyjabber December 7, 2018

Built like a stick

This describes a person who is really skinny and probably underweight. Or it's someone who isn't very strong.

"You're Built like a stick."
"They're so weak you could snap their bones, they're built like a stick."

by InquisitiveLuck January 22, 2022

repetitive 'like' disorder

When someone uses like way too much in a conversation, usually to connect ideas and thoughts.

"Alright, so he was like so cute! I was like so happy that like I met him. He's like so kind and he like always like cheering me up when I was like down and stuff. So I was like asking him if he like wanted to like go out and he was like..."
"OMG, shut up! You got a serious case of repetitive 'like' disorder!"

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

like chalk and cheese

Completely Different From Each other

Harry and Jim are Like Chalk and Cheese .Harry is Outgoing and Athletic.Jim is aloof and Studious

by Like Chalk and Cheese May 30, 2016

Go like cake

The act of being a pussy or someone's bitch just to avoid a conflict/ fight.

Person 1: "Damnnnn youre getting roasted in the groupchat! Roast them back!"
Person 2: "Naw I'm not tryna get cooked again"
Person 1: "Boiiiiii go like cake!"

by Lordddddd Kayvaughn July 21, 2017

Like a pool of melons

The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.

The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.

Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!

person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021