cat speekz

A language used on sites like icanhascheezburger.com usually on captioned images of cats. The language is based around the English language just spelt blatantly incorrectly.

examples of cat speekz are:
I iz in ur compoota steelin ur RAMs
Ceiling cat lulz at ur fayl

by 1337 5p34kxx0rz October 1, 2010

cat scratcher

A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

by Jenniecat March 21, 2016

Mango Cat

Mango cat is a popular Instagram artist best known for her smooth animation style. She is also the future overlord of heaven and hell and will rule this dimension with an iron fist. She is also very kind, caring, and beautiful.

“Mango cat is my favorite artist”
“Mango cat left mangoes under my Christmas tree last night”
“Mango cat took over the government”

by Anon 3598 October 8, 2019

cat stank

When a cat hits a toy and hit with force

Man jeoffery (cat) put some cat stank on that toy

by 20beanfarts April 22, 2018

do-cat

according to philip k dick in the days of perky pat a do cat is a mutant creature either a dog or a cat no one knpws for sure after the hydrogen bomb they were left over mutants that crawled the earth who lived with the flukers. the humans that remained in the aftmath as a fluke.

watch out billy, a do-cat

by retroburger December 21, 2021

Cat Mangay

A heterosexual man that in the comany of his feline companions acts gayish.

"When Henry is with his cats he purrs, meows, will lay down and start to nibble on their ears. He is sooo Cat Mangay."

by Reddy Ryder May 25, 2021

cat-tastrophe

a catastrophe caused by any feline annoyance.

cat-tastrophe:

When Bobert came back from work he screamed to his eleven cats "What a cat-tastrophe!!!".

by JuneMoon October 12, 2018