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Get the dirty Jacen mug.A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Know to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".
Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
A Dirty Maxx can be a drunken bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…
They also love to drink; one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Maxx share is an addiction to vaseline and likes to covers their penis in peanut butter while looking for a hole in the backyard fence.
Usually a person who obsessively inhales his own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench. And quite often when a female passes gas, will suck it in and hold it, then blow it on her nose. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.
Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
A Dirty Maxx can be a drunken bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…
They also love to drink; one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Maxx share is an addiction to vaseline and likes to covers their penis in peanut butter while looking for a hole in the backyard fence.
Usually a person who obsessively inhales his own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench. And quite often when a female passes gas, will suck it in and hold it, then blow it on her nose. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.
I think I was about to to be a witness to a "Dirty Maxx" after hearing someone calling the neighbors dog in the back yard..
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Get the Dirty poopchenko mug.The darkest friend in your friend group. Usually 6’0 and above and can’t use his height for nothing good. Also proclaims to have hoes but talks to the same girl daily. An African refugee doesn’t get Kunta Kente references
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Get the Dirty Jacquez mug.While your girlfriend is saucin up the piano mad hard then you cum in her ass, then she "acciedntly" shits all over the piano👉🏿👌🏻
I pulled out my willy and stuffed her ass, then she stood on the piano, popped a squat, and now the instructor is curious if she got hit with a dirty mozart
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Get the dirty mozart mug.When an otherwise respectable woman decides to give her husband a blow job while he’s filming on their new camcorder. Said recording is then accidentally seen by one of their children.
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