Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020

Ass Apple

Insult often used by unbased people to describe someone who is actually based. People who use this as an insult often have an IQ below zero. The words "ass apple" are used by people who love to practice "rolling down in the deep".

nikki - Ass apple is back
Mat-r - AHAHAHA Ass apple, btw nikki wanna do the rolling down in the deep?
nikki - SURE !!!!!!!

by oawerhg_god July 30, 2021

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

Chase2 ass

So dam small it’s non existent. Your neighbor probably has a Chase2 ass. But you can’t tell cause it’s to small. You couldn’t even fit a 1 inch dick in there. It’s called a Chase2 ass because Its that kind of ass that you chase around for 2 years then you can’t even fit in it.

You liked her until you realized she had a Chase2 ass

by Jordan1212 June 5, 2018

Bitch-ass

Someone who acts tough but isn't

You're a bitch-ass

by Lalisaaaa July 29, 2022

Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019