Used to violently insult someone when they don't have a cigarette readily available for you to have for free.
by Roast Burger August 29, 2019
Get the Dick Bitchmug. 1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
(1)
I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
(2)
Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
(2)
Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015
Get the Put The Dick Away.mug. Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...
by Oliver Woodstock October 16, 2011
Get the Dick Hoggermug. by Vshizzle July 12, 2015
Get the Dick Mittmug. Furthermore, it is the wiser linecook who has graduated. Not to be mistaken with linecook dick. Chef Dick is the single male, usually in a Sioux chef or head chef position who has figured out all the secrets to sex, been married, has divorced, raising children and has a furnished apartment he utilizes to coerce the Kundalini within a women.
Often has DMT Cartridges, variations of LSD and Newport 100s. He's tattooed, usually in random places and incomplete.
Often has DMT Cartridges, variations of LSD and Newport 100s. He's tattooed, usually in random places and incomplete.
Sara: I heard Zach is Going to a Tool concert after work.
Anna: I love the menu he organized, we've been getting a lot of service.
Sarah: I heard he microdoses acid for mental health.
Anna: He must have that Chef Dick
Anna: I love the menu he organized, we've been getting a lot of service.
Sarah: I heard he microdoses acid for mental health.
Anna: He must have that Chef Dick
by AubSnow August 28, 2022
Get the Chef Dickmug. expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
Get the dick fartingmug. by pedro pascal wife February 14, 2023
Get the dick bitchmug.