Dirty Mayceo

When you are black skinny and Asian and the only source of sexual pleasure is your small rat dog.

I will never do a dirty mayceo?

by Shitassmonkeyfartballscumyummy September 15, 2022

dirty laurie

A dirty when a girl named Laurie fingers your ass with her nose and gives you a hand job while she is getting fucked by a vibrator

You: bro, yesterday Laurie gave me a dirty Laurie
Your friend:damn I wish I had one

by Naruto is my dad September 13, 2021

Dirty Kraig

Dirty Craig

You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.

I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Kraig when I broke both of my hips.

by Ruthless Greene June 21, 2023

Dirty Alpha

When you’re the leader of Hell and put your cock in at t1 and it comes out at tX. The biggest most dominate cock of them all.

That dirty alpha had me in a wheelchair for days. He farmed all my rss and took my stam.

by BeasTea August 27, 2020

Dirty Dobbins

While eating Pussy you bite their clit causing

pain so you can sneak your Dick in her virgin asshole

Tyrone was eating mey out and he Dirty Dobbins me and now my ass hurts

by DEJAVU1109 December 3, 2020

dirty pole smoker

One who takes male members of unclean fashion into their mouths.

That guy doesn't like Harley's what a dirty pole smoker.

by HuntleyRules April 26, 2015

dirty daija

when they break some heavy news to you while fiddling your peen

she totally pulled a dirty daija and told me she had a fatal illness mid-hand job

by dasalottaricotta September 11, 2021