My stomach hurts, I'm gonna get into doggy pose to fart-max.
Where's Sarah? Oh, she's fart-maxxing on the floor.
Where's Sarah? Oh, she's fart-maxxing on the floor.
by Toma Shade August 23, 2025
Get the Fart-maxxingmug. by HJFOHJXUGHF November 24, 2021
Get the Maxmug. by anonymous October 3, 2017
Get the butt maxmug. The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.
"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"
by Lynnich February 8, 2019
Get the Max Emug. Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.
by Lottie J June 18, 2019
Get the Max Allenmug. by Yungnoodledrip December 30, 2023
Get the Anita Max Wynnmug. 