meat-pudding

noun: 1. excrement that comes from the genetalia

2. meat that is pounded into mush

adjective: used as a comparison for something that is warm, gooey, and jizzy.

noun: When she spreads her legs, meat-pudding leaks out all over the bed.

adjective: Them damn beef curtains have some stuff on ther that's look'n like meat-pudding.

by jaminimaj August 11, 2010

Meat Fog

How you feel right after Thanksgiving Dinner. And the day after.

“That was one amazing meal - but I’m in a serious Meat Fog right now. Time for a nap!”

by Urban D Bro October 6, 2018

Meat Kotex

The white pad under the ground meat at the grocery store

Damn the meat Kotex under the ground beef looked like the aftermath of a civil war

by John45acp July 10, 2016

Mega Meated

A word with no definition. nothing can happen when mega meated is said. the null and void of insults

I hope you get mega meated on this summer

by alterocativeartist June 12, 2018

Napkin meat

When a girls got a flat ass

Hey did you you see Sarah shaking that napkin meat at the party yesterday

by NapkinMeat January 19, 2016

rare meat

A steak which has been jizzed on, and then cooked, allowing the delicious flavor of the cum to soak throughout the meat, creating a unique taste.

What did you have for dinner?

I had some rare meat, courtesy of Keegan.

by carnivor January 6, 2013

Meat teat

Alternative word for a penis

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.

by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019