National Blowjob Day

December 9th is when every woman has to give her man a blowjob, no strings attached

“I can’t wait until national blowjob day on december 9th”

by BigFatJoe1585 December 8, 2019

National no hate day

No hate day is a day where we all spread kindness and love,even fanpages

Naomi:Hey! Did you hear what day it is
Jason:Yeah?its Saturday

Naomi:No silly!its national no hate day

by Kurapikasf1rsts1mp April 9, 2021

National Grouch Day

Ah, October 15th! Don’t be a grouch everyday, just on October 15th! So now you have a good excuse on to why your so grouchy!

Dad: Augh! I hate being grouchy but today is a great day!

Mom: Why?
Dad: Cause today is National Grouch Day!

by yourmemeaccount October 14, 2019

National Pred Day

Pred day is a day for everyone to violently slap a sexual predator. This day is held every year on the 8th September.

I whacked a pred on National Pred Day last year

by HarroldTT March 11, 2023

National Trinity Day

July 11th, national trinity day. a day where you celebrate all the Trinity's you know I you life ;)

"bro, did you text trinity?"
"Nah why?"
"its national trinity day, text her and tell her how you appreciate her"

by nationaldayyyyyy July 5, 2020

national vbucks day

National Vbucks day is where parents have to buy vbucks for their children. This occurs on November 15th.

Kid, "hey mom, it's national vbucks day"
Mom, "ok kid, lets go buy you some vbucks!"

by Purpl3raiin June 15, 2023

National Bobby’s Day

National Bobby’s day is August 18th and the day that Bobby was born (AKA his birthday) and that was the day that the world was blessed with the ‘Golden Child’

I can’t believe today is National Bobby’s day!

by BobbyTheGoldenChild August 14, 2023