clarinet fart

That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.

Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.

by e-rock April 3, 2015

Fart Monger

Someone who in all in someone's farting business

"Hey, these are MY farts. Stay out of my business you fart monger!!

by Gra-ham-crak-ker September 30, 2017

poopy fart

Bro O. M. G. Haha poopy fart funny fart poopy fart funny poopy farty

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Haha poopy fart

by Dairy_-_boy June 3, 2020

Sparkle Fart

A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.

'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'

by snaffles January 3, 2017

fart docking

When two individuals go butthole to butthole and share their farts.

“Hey Sharon I had so much fun fart docking last night!”

by Mcht91 September 23, 2017

Fart Creeper

a person that enjoys smelling other persons' flatulence, usually going unnoticed

i just ripped one and some fart creeper told me it was juicy

by cheeseburgereddie May 5, 2011

Foot Fart

When you are walking barefoot on a wood floor and make a sharp turn your foot makes a fart sound

I turned to walk out of the room and my foot made a foot fart sound on the wood floor

by flax64 August 29, 2015