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Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires
Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.
by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011
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The Nazi scat laws

a set of laws in nazi germany that states that if a soldier does not have intercouse where the two participants are covered in shit piss vomit cum diet coke boogers asshole juice discharge eyeball crust and more shit, they will be put to death via godzilla sacrifice
Hitler: Uou have violated The Nazi Scat laws, DIE!!
nazi soldier: nooo
michel jordin:jumpsot
by Meatwad60 June 21, 2022
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baby daddy in law

Your baby mommas new man.
by Spaghetti dudette November 25, 2018
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Murphy's Mechanic's Law

Anything in your car that has gone wrong, will ""not"" go wrong when the mechanic is looking.
My high-beam dimmer--switch is faulty, yet when I took the car to the mechanic for troubleshooting, the switch worked perfectly for him! Typical Murphy's Mechanic's Law at work!
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
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law school gunner

1. Gunners do not have the first clue.
2. They try to sound smart.
3. They probably are the class "anvil" in a law school with a tight curve.
4. And finally, they end up dropping out or just come to accept that their classmates get their above qualities and so they stop trying to fool everyone else, including themselves.

These gunners wither away and become normal, despite having gone to law school, and they become replaced.

However, sometimes gunners go into hibernation, or some latent gunners who never had the audacity to be a gunner in law school, become your stereotypical lawyer when they manage to stumble their way into a job after law school.

Do not be fooled with people in the legal profession, or any other profession, who try hard to sound smart by using, for example, "par excellence" and "since time immemorial" in the same sentenced stuffed with legalese. It's OK if every now and then people get "rewarded" for no merit if that means they will shut up, as long as they know that we are in on their game, and that they'll have to change eventually into mature adults.
Law school gunner: "I do not think that is what Judge Cardozo meant by his opinion."

Professor: "But that is what he wrote."
by Mexican Law Student March 20, 2009
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Milo Murphy's Law

Milo Murphy's law is a tv show created in 2019 by Dav Povemire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. This is their second tv show after phineas and ferb ended.
Milo Murphy's law is an amazing show!
You are so right so right
by Obsidian4752 November 13, 2020
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best-friend-in-law

when your best friend is dating someone the boyfriend/girlfriend becomes your best-friend-in-law
person Dada ad person Sham are dating and person Sham and person Yaya are best friends,Dada and Yaya are now best-friend-in-law
by Millionaire Hippe May 13, 2011
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