clever monkey

A person who acknowledges, accepts, and is required to perform a simple, direct, tactical job task but continuously overthinks, complicates, and needlessly over-analyzes the task as to leave the task 1) incomplete and/or 2)grossly incorrect and assuredly causing much consternation, gnashing of teeth and other colleagues to complete the task correctly.

Patrick always felt he knew better than everyone else and, behaving like a clever monkey, independently created his own invoice format to bill customers in Comic Sans font with his favorite, grossly inappropriate 'Quote of the Day' in the footer.

by touchdown_timmy December 23, 2016

Equator Monkey

Ecuador (which literally translates to Equator in Spanish), is a country in South America that lies on the equator. "Equator Monkey" is a racist epithet to insult someone of Ecuadorian heritage. The insult is meant to describe them based on the stereotype that Ecuadorians are short, tan, tropical and are as wild as monkeys. Climbing trees, hunting for coconuts, swinging on branches, and practicing what the USA would consider barbaric behaviors when it comes to their diet. An example of one of their taboo dishes is Cuy, which is a South American guinea pig that is revered in Ecuadorian culture and is utilized in several ways, primarily as a food source. Guinea Pigs being beloved pets in North American Countries such as the USA and Canada, Ecuadorians are perceived as savages when it comes to their choice of meat.

Sarah “Can I bring my pet Guinea Pig Over?”
Rachel “I’m not sure, my neighbor is one of those Equator Monkeys and he could probably smell the Guinea Pig from miles away”

Sarah “I hate Ecuadorians”
Rachel “Me too, but at least my neighbor isn’t a Jew”

by DefineTheTerm November 10, 2016

monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.

Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger

by Can't find my nipples November 11, 2015

Scrap Monkey

A person who is battling around the workplace with nothing better to do

"Raph do some work ya Kiwi scrap monkey"

by Discojoeyjoe July 5, 2015

Mankey Monkeys

A Friends ship group that never stops caring for each other

Aye you’re the Mankey Monkeys, right?

by Videogamesarethebestperiod. May 21, 2021

Monkey thrust

The act of getting a run up before penetration of the sexual holes

Girl lemme monkey thrust you.

by The Berger and Ethan May 17, 2019

ghost monkey

When you allow your opponent in fantasy football to set your lineup as a way to get in said opponent’s head. This causes your opponent to second guess every move including when s/he sets their own lineup.

He put the ghost monkey on my back and caused me to lose the fantasy football match.

by Santos L Harper October 21, 2020