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Hella Bad Sandwich

1. A sandwich that is poorly made, not constructed well.
2. Something not dank bro
3. Very unkosher
1. Dude that subway was a hella bad sandwich.
2. That bong hit was hella bad sandwich, there was a fucking seed in it.
3. These pigs are hella bad sandwich.
by Corona Keazy June 20, 2007
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Blood Clot Sandwich

The blood soaked tampon that is extracted by a person's teeth when performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.
"Doris was on her period when I ate her out, she still had her tampon in but I pulled it out with my mouth. That blood clot sandwich was mighty tasty."

~ Billy Joe Bob
by Schnorkenschneider February 5, 2010
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Egg Salad Sandwich

(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out
Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...
by RawsJoostin July 19, 2011
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Elephant dung sandwich

A random thing to say any time of the day. Does not taste as appitising as it may sound.adds something different to a conversation
"bla, bla bla"
bored bored bored
"bla bla bla"
"yabber yabber yabber"
"Elephant dung sandwich"
"bla bla bla"..... and so on
by Emi Lou March 27, 2004
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Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident
amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club
by Kenny Evil February 3, 2009
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smashed asshole sandwich

Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.
Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.
by kingmarki December 10, 2006
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jam sandwich

Nothing is better than eternal hapiness,
a jam sandwich is better than nothing,
thus a jam sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
by twirly eyes January 5, 2011
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