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yellow porn

Don't eat yellow snow, and don't watch yellow porn!
by DJ Conan December 4, 2003
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Porn desk

Desk where one's computer screen is not overlooked by anyone, permitting the viewing of porn in the office.

e.g. in a corner or backed up to a wall.
Since the office move, Richard has a porn desk. His eyesight is suffering from all the danger wanking
by Posh John July 3, 2017
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Porn Lights

flashing emergency lights most often regarding the police. originated via a comment "Well, someone's getting fucked."
by Dh4mp1r September 24, 2011
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dictionary porn

by Llanfair December 25, 2016
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Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.
Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.
by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 20, 2010
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Lizard porn

When you want to watch small dick porn with a twist for some strange reason
Mark:Hey yesterday I watched some lizard porn

Jack: that's fucking weird bro
by Tumblyavocado June 21, 2016
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Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.
John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."
by Keepitrail October 6, 2012
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