enormous penis

What you look at when you want your troubles to melt away and you want the happy times to stay.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!

by lmai2 June 2, 2023

apple penis

A penis with a large tip.

YO! he has an apple penis, It didn't fit.

by Hotdog5274 January 25, 2022

penis purchase

Something you only buy into whilst wielding a raging stiffy. Examples include porno subscriptions, video games with hot girls on the cover, marriage, etc.

Usually I don't bother with paid porn but the genitals were hidden behind a paywall and I had to figure out if it was a man or a woman. That was a penis purchase I still regret.

by Prometheus McSpanky April 12, 2017

Penis Admirer

A person who admires penises.

Dude, Chad’s a gay penis admirer!

by MarkegioligiousSauce August 30, 2022

Penis Pistol

An appendage on the male human's body used to destroy some bitch's virginity (if not already destroyed) while in the action of having sex
the action of jizzing into/onto another man
the action of "shooting" your man milk(semen) into another mans penis

i used my penis pistol to completely destroy some new hoe last night.
i was penis pistoled by some old creepy dude in that dark alleyway yesterday.
while docking with him we kept penis pistoling eachother for almost an hour.

by vamwolf October 3, 2011

penis-addickt

A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.

It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.

Person 1: "I need some MAD penis right now"
Person 2: "STOP BEING A PENIS-ADDICKT JESUS"

by carnette September 23, 2023

Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

by Beaver Dawg1234 May 4, 2018