John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

John Zerzan

An anarchist writer who holds the most extreme political/social views you have ever heard in your life. A dude who wants humanity to destroy 10,000 years of human advancement and go back to living like cavemen. He writes a zine, has a radio show, and goes on speaking tours to promote "anti-civ" philosophy.

John Zerzan is either a hero or the ultimate troll, depending on who at the infoshop you talk to.

by NoToSectarianism July 18, 2011

John Pim

The cataclysm of two words resulting in: a; a man who has strength bestowed on him like none other, along with the ability to show incomparable compassion, or b; (verb) an action describing how someone has harnessed their strength in a spectactular, almost unimaginable way.

"I heard that man did a John Pim and survived a free fall from the edge of Victoria Falls, on a motorcycle, whilst smoking a cigar"

by Jerry2288ah January 20, 2021

said john

To reference a homosexual euphemism

Dad tried on mums new bracelet and she said 'your wrist is too wide for that... said John'

Mum was sorting the dishes out before and she said 'I hate it when you get meat stuck under your fingernails.... said John'

Hope my engine doesn't blow will be seeing rods everywhere if it does ... Said john

by RLimiter December 26, 2013

John Coorey

A nigga that looks similar to Kefka Palazzo from final fantasy

Bruh that nigga lookin' like a John Coorey.

by cronald brumpdf May 4, 2018

honest john

A rest stop hand job, given by a bearded coal miner with zero talking and little to no eye contact.

The only thing that makes the 7 hour drive to grandmas bearable is the honest john waiting for me off exit 132.

by honestjohnnnny November 22, 2016

john colditz

a man of integrity....a man who's moral could not be broken... a mystery to some and yet a super nova to many.

An amazing person with a heart made of gold. Has a great smile and a personality to die for :-)

john colditz

by likes you November 22, 2011