fuk me!

Meaning shock or to exaggerate something.

John: Dave your mum has just died
Dave: FUK ME! Are you joking?

John: Dave look at that girl over there
Dave: FUK ME she is FIT!

by Gary_Preston June 24, 2007

Pick Me

A young unstable woman that is desperate for male attention, lacks critical thinking, goes after men that don't do anything for her, only use her for sex and treat her like shit while claiming she's an empowered feminist

Pick me: my boyfriend smashed my head against a wall last night I loved it was so kinky
Pick me 5 minutes later: women are to be treated with respect! Hillary Clinton should've been president :(

by jbsgaystraightson March 10, 2020

Me Too

A sickly inspired term for a movement which is intentionally inclusive to the act of being raped as to unite all women into victims then lesbians and all men into violent offenders and then gay sex. No one knows who first thought to encourage youth to ask to be included among the ranks of the raped, but perhaps it was a natural response to parents who were awarded civil compensation from the esteemed at the cost of the child and the esteemed innocence.

"Mother: Thank goodness Me Too is around, otherwise no one would be aware that some women are sexually harmed by males, and I wouldn't have been able to take all this money!"
"Young daughter: Me too, me too!"
"Mother: "That's right sweetheart, me too. Me Too is what gave us the food you eat, and all the clothes you wear."
"Young Daughter: ("Someone raped my mother, and I want to be just like her")

by FaqBasher January 12, 2022

get at me

Short for "Get back to me" or "Get back at me", meaning "respond", or "reply".

"Mike, I hope you get this email in time. We are changing the plans from Friday to Saturday. Get at me and let me know if you can still make it."

by Scott TB September 1, 2007

Frog me

Verb: To frog means to kiss someone like a frog. Pretend that you are a frog catching a fly while kissing.

Frog me Nikita will ye luv? I'm dyin for a meet.
Oi'd luv te frog Mark Sweeney, what a roide!

by Jono Byrno May 26, 2008

me sad

hello there person that is publishing or reading i am sure you might be reading or just spamming a button i dont know but i see you human yes you human publishing things i can see you right there right past this screen reading this hello there

me sad

by wasabi almond guy April 24, 2020

not a bit of me

Something you would not like to do or be asscociated with.

Mate: Oi big man, should we get some pineapple on the pizza.

Me: naa mate that’s not a bit of me.

by WordsIsayAreGolden October 4, 2017