cum ballon

when you fill a water ballon with cum and throw it at some body

you hit that guy with that cum ballon from so far away

by greeno16 July 13, 2009

cum-gargling

To wash or rinse the throat or mouth with cum held in the throat and kept in motion by a stream of air from the lungs. Can be used as part of an insult to someone jokingly, or to a person of which this actually describes.

"Dude, you're such a cum-gargling gutter-slut!"

or

"Shut up you cum-gargling thunder-cunt!"

by Sam Worsham January 10, 2007

Cum Rocket

A game where you masturbate and try to catch your semen in your mouth

"Whats all over Jimmy's face?"

"Oh! He was playing Cum Rocket!"

"That is repulsive"

"I don't know, I have fun doing it." /:

by Ravenclawforlife February 1, 2010

Quick Cum

Lets be honest 'premature ejaculation' sounds an balding accountant would say.

A 'quick cum' is premature ejaculation for people who are proud of it.

"That girl over there is hot."
"Yeah. She's a quick cum for sure."

"Sooo.. How was your first time with Tom?"
"Amazing... such a quick cum."

"That guy is hot."
"Out of my way, I'm going to make him quick cum in his pants."

by Murphy - Permission To Cum May 20, 2009

cum dry

- noun
The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs that has been released and has become free from moisture, drained or evaporated away.

Me: Hey Jay, whose cum dry is this?

Jay: Oh shit, I thought that was the dry rub I just put on the bbq.

by qualat February 7, 2010

Hot cum

Freshly extracted semen from an alpha male

“Drip,Drip, drip on the hunnies on the hunnies”
“What are we drippin exactly”
“Hot Cum”

by MichaelPeen December 28, 2020

cum pudding

a splooge of cum but comes out of your ass; like shit but in a liquid form.

Bijans took a cum pudding all over Ashtons face and they licked it up and said yum.

by bijandaddi69 May 30, 2009