John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

John Zerzan

An anarchist writer who holds the most extreme political/social views you have ever heard in your life. A dude who wants humanity to destroy 10,000 years of human advancement and go back to living like cavemen. He writes a zine, has a radio show, and goes on speaking tours to promote "anti-civ" philosophy.

John Zerzan is either a hero or the ultimate troll, depending on who at the infoshop you talk to.

by NoToSectarianism July 18, 2011

John Miller

The whitest name of all

Dude: Yo dude i heard you're John Miller.... dude, you're sooooo white

JM: Yea hah... my parents are morons

by ofrfr June 1, 2019

John Carroll

I’m a boy. I am the lonely popular boy. I like this i like that. I’m kinda cute i mean. I do good in school! And i like school i’m not going to lie. I play for long island land shark baseball. So yes i am a landshark. I am mistaken for human but as i said i am the landshark. I like grocery shopping and playing ball with my family.

yo i’m john carroll

by johncarroll November 28, 2019

bonnie john

A polite way to reference a BJ in public.

Having dinner at grandma's with your brother, you might brag and say "yeah, she worked a pretty good bonnie john before we came over..."

by hellwithit May 1, 2009

John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.

John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."

by Kev9876 March 31, 2010

honest john

A rest stop hand job, given by a bearded coal miner with zero talking and little to no eye contact.

The only thing that makes the 7 hour drive to grandmas bearable is the honest john waiting for me off exit 132.

by honestjohnnnny November 22, 2016