Tar Man

A creature from The Return of the Living Dead a 1985 American zombie film that was followed by several sequels. The creature that crawls out of the radioactive top secret Army barrell and appears to be covered in black tar is a Tar Man.

Hey Jimmy look at that old metal barrel over there, looks like the one that Tar Man craweled out of in Return of the Living Dead.

by 80sHorrormoviesblog August 14, 2011

man filth

Semen.

After my husband and I spent some "quality time" together, I had to change the sheets because they were covered with man filth.

by Memphian November 23, 2009

Clock Man

A scary, illusive character that the internet cannot seem to find. Started as a post in the Flood forum.

Hey have we found Clock Man yet?
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure

by Terrance Fishburne February 14, 2012

Man-Cannon

a huge mans penis

1.I have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.OMG Look at his man-cannon

by urbanbastard June 10, 2009

Man-Scares

(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.

Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.

by BFunkEra December 18, 2008

man romper

Proper required attire of douchebags. Can be accessorized with a man bun, fidget spinners and vapes.

Matt bought his man romper for the low price of both his testicles.

by Colemanberry May 26, 2017

Man Fix

The throwing or banging of an object in an attempt to fix it.

Son: "Dad the playstations not working!!!!"
Dad: "Here let me have a look at that..... god damn thing won't... god what the fuck is wrong with this." (This is generally the part where the banging upon the object, or the throwing begins.)
Son: "Dad you're Man Fix broke my fucking playstation..."
Mom: "Told you so"

by 1118 September 22, 2009