nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.

Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.

by matt February 10, 2004

niall syndrome

when you cant get your words out properly and end up speaking like a retard

Jon: do you all know when your tasks have to be in?
Adam: when do we have to ask in task 2?
Jon: damn it adam, youv'e got niall syndrome

by jebastie January 22, 2009

Jew Syndrome

A condition attained when one acts in the sterotypical manner of a member of the Jewish religion or Judaism.

Guy1: Robby has been awfully stingy with his money lately, he wouldn't even lend me a dollar!

Guy2: He must be suffering from a case of Jew Syndrome

by emokidd July 26, 2008

Noassatall syndrome

When your white and ain't have an ass so you have to where l.e.i. jeans.

"I think your girl suffers from Noassatall syndrome."

by brooklyn5502 February 27, 2015

Waldemar Syndrome

Waldemar syndrome is a psychological phenomenon in which a person turns a rather trivial task into a seemingly impossible challenge. Most likely caused by the fear of not controlling all the implied factors in a decision process.

The family holiday was severely delayed due to the father suffering from the Waldemar syndrome.

by cholesky November 21, 2013

Pop'N'Lock Syndrome

A disorder that causes you to pop and lock uncontrollably.

Pop'N'Lock Syndrome is like Tourette's Syndrome, only for dancing.

by PrimoVictoria August 19, 2010

Wisconsin Syndrome

Inferiority complex displayed in an individual who immigrates from Wisconsin to Chicago and makes up for it by acting aloof, superior and/or self-righteous. This person might be considered the Christopher Columbus of culture. Spending their lives convincing others that they've discovered Thai food, Woody Allen "films", Banksy. This person may be disguised as a thrift store mannequin i.e. oversized non-prescription glasses, shoddily dyed hair, moth-eaten cardigans and brown fingertips from their newly acquired smoking habit. This person will be seen riding a "fixie" bicycle and drinking a PBR or if it's payday a Leinenkugel.

Theresa and Steve recently added an art installation to their loft after serving a dinner composed of lavender infused bamboo shoots. Dinner conversation ranged from not sports to Pitchfork.

Theresa and Steve display classic symptoms of Wisconsin Syndrome. You can find this ailment in the upcoming edition of the DSM.

by hipstum November 4, 2011