Penis pepper

Hollowed out jalapeño condom. Keeps you safe a spicy/hot love life.

Penis pepper long hard and spicy

by Wheels May 14, 2017

penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.

Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011

penis whopper

When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆

Penis whopper:

Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!

by Pencil666 January 7, 2018

Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.

I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.

by Hskfok July 19, 2018

penis purchase

Something you only buy into whilst wielding a raging stiffy. Examples include porno subscriptions, video games with hot girls on the cover, marriage, etc.

Usually I don't bother with paid porn but the genitals were hidden behind a paywall and I had to figure out if it was a man or a woman. That was a penis purchase I still regret.

by Prometheus McSpanky April 12, 2017

apple penis

A penis with a large tip.

YO! he has an apple penis, It didn't fit.

by Hotdog5274 January 25, 2022

Penis elongator

This is what the rapist clown uses to have loads of fun with children when he wips out his yoni

yo Did you see that clowns penis elongator

by Eat ur penis April 15, 2020