hows the hand

greeting to a friend that masterbates far far far to much

me"hey pete hows the hand ?"

pete"not bad still abit stiff though hows yours"

me"mine fine thank you very much and handsfree thanks to the gf"
or
me "hows the hand?"

pete" not bad switched to my left giving the right a rest it feels like someone else is doing it"

by bigsimmo May 1, 2008

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Hand Clap

It's a high five. Get used to it.

Hey, let's hand clap. *high fives*

by Zephyr zenith May 24, 2018

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playstation hands

Usually unspoken argument for playing playstation rather then xbox. People with playstation hands can't handel xbox controllers because there hands are to small.

Also refers to a males genital size since its related to the handsize.

1) Guy 1: Dude, playstation is so much better and the controllers are so compftable.

Guy 2: Sure, your hands are just to small, skeethead

2) Girl 1: Hey look this guy looks so cute I'll hook up with him.

Girl 2: Hack no look at his playstation hands.

by Lenne Jaaaames December 7, 2009

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Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.

A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.

by Mr Confident June 26, 2016

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