a jewish bathroom break

Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"

by alankasprzyk23 June 4, 2025

Bird Breaking

The act of leaping at a flying bird and biting it's wings and feet off.

Me: "Hey Tom, do you want to do some bird breaking after school?"

Tom: "Yeah that sounds like an EpicFartMoment!"

by WubNub February 3, 2023

Bad Breaking

Call Better Saul

White Hartwell Walter is from Bad Breaking

by jimmy_wimmy_bob_wob 2 June 19, 2023

Brawl break

It is necessary to have a moment of chill to grind brawl stars (supercell best game). Such is the way of the world.

Dude: we’ve been working really hard man

Man: yea, it’s time for a major brawl break

by Buzz Simp June 7, 2022

Break and enter

Using any kind of force to open and enter a private dwelling without warremt regardless of possession of proper authority and pillaging retards homes

Break and enter is black and white on paper

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Break

The complete opposite of the technical definition; the time period where teachers find it perfectly acceptable to assign giant heaps of homework. As if students have time to analyze every Shakespearean play, invent an entirely new mathematical equation, read chapters one through ninety for biology, and singlehandedly solving world hunger; a time of no rejuvenation.

"Students, make sure you read all four hundred sixty four pages of 'Wuthering Heights' and write a 10 page summary on the theme of the book. Oh, by the way, I hope you have a very relaxing winter break, and make sure you get enough sleep!"

by The Foster Growler September 28, 2015

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020