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SPACE RANGER

The HOLE RIM ANUS ASSHOLE being expanded

Use of a SPECULUM to show others what the REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE looks like.

In ADULT SEX STORE the expansion factors for every ADULT SEX TOY to bring ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE to EVERY ASSHOLE, CUNT, MOUTH , AND DICK MEATUS OPENING.

The distance any one travels especially an ELON REEVE MUSK TESLA.
Truly the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL needs a REAL GOOD FUCKING by the perfect SPACE RANGER here at the SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE deserves to have a SPECULUM utilized for a SPACE RANGER session INSTAGRAMMED.

We need SPACE RANGER experts to go to each and every ADULT SEX STORE to bring perfect anatomical compliance.

Everyday you should get a reading on your SPACE RANGER distance you went.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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Space Shuttle

A partially reusable airplane-like spacecraft operated from 1981 to 2011 (30 years) by NASA. The launch vehicle consists of two solid rocket boosters (SRB), one external tank, and the orbiter (the space shuttle). The boosters and shuttle were recovered and reused, while the external tank burned up upon re-entry.
That's a cool airplane!
Actually, it's a space shuttle. It looks like an airplane but it's not.
by 100% no name October 2, 2021
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Dirtyboy Space

This is an Entertainment Space where men and women of great dreams join hands together to achieve certain goals.
It also means going dirty to achieve your dream
Sbqlodia is a crooner in dirtyboy space
by Holy Shittu February 12, 2020
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Space Cat Jump

The expression "Space Cat Jump" is defined as the exact opposite of "Dead Cat Bounce". It is a term used during times of fear mongering, uncertainty, or peril, as to where the Federal Reserve prints unlimited money, and purchases unlimited assets in order to keep the markets alive.

The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.
As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.
by uoy era ohW June 30, 2020
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Beer Space

The space in your fridge reserved only for beer.
Dude my girl tried to put her yogurt in my beer space yesterday.
by qualley95 April 29, 2011
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space baby

a baby born by a woman due to pregnancy through sexual intercourse with a spaceman (ET).
Many years ago, I heard that a space baby was born in Nepal.
by uttam maharjan November 22, 2010
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