ghetto cheese

a low paycheck. worse than minimum wage

employee: i quit!

boss: whats all this about?

employee: fuck your ghetto cheese. i aint workin for your cheap, bitch ass any mo!!!

boss: why he gotta nigga drop?

by Kamil P/Jonathan B January 3, 2009

Element of Cheese

When an item, person or thing seems contrived or campy in some deliberate way - for the purpose of leaving a calculated impression with the audience.

The band's song was alright, but his Star Wars shirt in the video had an element of cheese to it.

by anony moose June 6, 2005

Cheese Muffins

Tasty delight full treat invloving a muffin, filled with cheese (most common, blue or goat cheese)

mmm that was a tasty cheese muffin

by Derek Doo October 7, 2003

Guch Cheese

The nasty, pasty, chunky stuff you find in your guch after sweating up a storm.

Example: I just tea-bagged that guy on halo, and I said "want some crackers with that guch cheese?"

by Dylan Ray Collins March 26, 2009

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

by Spoodge March 11, 2008

crottage cheese

The white, cottage cheese like, substance that is found around the base of the penis after fucking a dirty bitch. Also see Fromunder cheese.

After I fucked that dirty bitch, I noticed she left her crottage cheese ring around my dick and balls.

by Jeffrey G. September 11, 2005

Cheese gnomes

cheese gnomes are small genetically disabled people who reside in refridgerators. Know widely throught history for the blatant pilfering of the last piece of chesse in the fridge.
have been known to go as far as stealing other acouterments and making small sandwiches for sustinence of their family. possible origin of the tea sandwich.

it is written that in the 60's there was an infestation of small people in the royal castle's kitchens in Britania. the media brushed it away as a small rebelist group of american hippies looking for food, when in fact they were cheese gnomes

by Reaper1331 September 7, 2007