When a girl doesn't get the "all black" fashion code and comes to the club looking like a rainbow shit on her.... Circa 1995
by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016
Get the Rainbow shit mug.A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.
' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'
by exposer...sh December 19, 2011
Get the shit in the closet mug.when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there.
yo dude i had a wonder shit last night! after i shat the fuckin toilet there was no shit there! i wonder what the fuck happend!
by shit cracker November 4, 2011
Get the wonder shit mug.The foul gas that emanates from ones anus thus having a certain shit waft.
'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.
'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.
One could say "What is that dreadful smell? It smells like 'shit gas'.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.
by p_levo January 6, 2016
Get the shit gas mug.Anybody who is kind of an asshole. You want to burn them and acknowledge that they are nothing more than fecal matter to you simultaneously.
Use your turning signal you fucking shit-chimney!!!
Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.
Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.
by DinnerRabbits October 8, 2017
Get the Shit-chimney mug.v. When someone believes he/she is displaying hegemony in a situation but ultimately fails miserably.
John guaranteed me he was gonna score tonight but ended up in his room wanking it. Totally shit the lark.
by STL king March 1, 2009
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