bathtub warrior

usually a marine cadet or sea cadet who thinks they're better than everyone else and thinks that they're as good as an actual soldier when in fact they actually just splash around in the water,fall off boats and fail to dry capsize.
basically the equivalent to a puddle pirate but more commando and less sea cadet...

army cadet next to a river: oh look at that bathtub warrior, that twat cant even swim!

by aircadet101 September 8, 2019

Braided Warriors

Indigenous youth in səl̓ilw̓ətaʔɬ, sḵwx̱wú7mesh, and xʷməθkʷəy̓əm territories defending the land and the people from capitalist colonial violence.
STOP TMX
FUCK THE CROWN
FUCK KKKANADA

Braided warriors are inspiring Indigenous youth across turtle island.

by Fuckouttaherecolonizer May 23, 2021

Gantez Warrior

A.
a tripper-trash-surf-rock-punk-blues-roll band out of costa mesa, California.

B.
a group of teenagers who like to dance and party and have a tendancy to steel girfriends

A.
I went to the raddest Gantez Warrior show last night in this abandoned wharehouse. some kid got punched in the face

B.
those Gantez Warrior dudes stole my girlfriend... again

by roylee September 16, 2010

Goji warrior

A person that wears goji clothing and wears goji 24/7 - used comedically/

Person 1: whos that guy gettin all the women
Person 2: oh thats ____ hes a goji warrior

by The goji warrior December 13, 2022

Skill Warrior

One who claims to be amazing at video games. What takes you ten tries to complete takes him one.

X: Man, level 10 is really tough. I spent all night trying to beat it.
Y: LOL, I finished that one on the first try.
X: Nice, Skill Warrior.

by Hamfry July 8, 2012

Scrotal warrior

Someone who is trying to be a dick, but is so incompetent that they are mere nut sacks.

He tried the old standby of calling me gay, but when I called him a scrotal warrior, he shut the fuck up.

by Rosa Vernal December 9, 2008

weenie warriors

When men gather around holding out their dick and fight to the DEATH

We are the best weenie warriors around

by Weenie warrior June 2, 2016