A properly dodgy fucker, would hit on your Mum/daughter/ granddaughter given half the chance, lives bybthe 5 is ok to drive pint rule, has an opinion on EVERYTHING!!
by Crep Lord August 8, 2025
Get the Stokesmug. The equation James Cameron used to generate the graphics of Avatar: Way of Water. They simulate the motion of fluids on Pandora.
James Cameron successfully solved the Na’vier-Stokes Equation, with the money he can add one more eyelash to Avatar 4.
by Ganondox December 29, 2022
Get the Na’vier-Stokes Equationmug. When you have no lighter, get a skewer light it on the stove, use this to light your marijuana, light it with one end and stoke with the other
Sally had no lighter, so she went to her drawer in the kitchen and got a skewer, she then lit it on the stove and proceeded to smoke her cone, lit it with one end and stoked with the other. The stoke light allows you to smoke a cone when you can’t find a lighter, in the kitchen you can find skewers that you can light and use as a stoker
by Erika The saint July 3, 2019
Get the Stoke Lightmug. A glory hunting fuckwit who thinks that their team "Stoke City" are good. Most of them require special education due to their extreme superiority complex. They meet at their local circus on a weekly basis - locally known as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team known for its hideous red and white circus stripes and that ugly bastard hippo mascot which they use as a wanking image.
Most Stoke fans are inbred and require constantly reminding their team is long past its sell by date.
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
Get the Stoke Fanmug. A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
Get the Stoke Fanmug. Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Get the Jordan stokesmug.