Mission Statement

A code word for making out with your girl. Useful in situations where others are present.

The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.

by 50ShadesOfGayy May 19, 2020

Mission Rooftop

An event performed in the quiet neighborhoods of Cape Cod during the winter. In which a person wears a military helmet and climbs onto their roof in order to look into the house from their skylight. It is quite perilous and only can be done when one’s parents are not home. Participating in a Mission Rooftop can earn you fame either online or in school.

Did you see Hayley climb onto her roof in her spam post?

Yeah fam she was completing Mission Rooftop.

by justice4spike February 12, 2019

joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

Mission Imflushable

Trying to flush down a turd that is so big it's almost impossible but finding a way to flush it down

I was doing my mission imflushable, i had to make a plan to successfully flush it down

by Suklaa May 14, 2017

Thot Mission

When your with a Thot & shes tryna fuck or suck yo dick or just anytime you're with a girl and y'all about to be on some freaky shit

Me : Yo!!! You know that girl Sarah?

Zak : Yea what about her

Me : Nigga I ran a Thot mission on her last night that shit was lit!

Zak : My dawg 😈

by youngMillonare June 13, 2018

mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman

"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."

by Jake March 23, 2004

Bubble Mission

A form of dance similar to grinding however far more intense.
Sex postions dancing.

that slut was runnin' bubble missions all night.

by Digglet February 21, 2010