What you don't have.
I can prove that you don't have a Life by the fact that you're looking at the definition of Life on Urbandictionary.
by aKidOnDrug January 30, 2021
Get the Lifemug. by Lamonde 177 June 4, 2018
Get the Lifemug. by that gay slice of mouldy bread August 24, 2021
Get the lifemug. The reason I'm writing this.
by Ghost.Buster.Girl January 13, 2017
Get the lifemug. when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7
when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom
when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.
when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.
when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.
when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom
when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.
when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.
when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.
when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
by ur dads hairy nipple March 30, 2005
Get the Lifemug.