Kristen Glazer

An extremely attractive human being of the female gender.

Dude, look at that Kristen glazer over there.

by Billy Vanderploonk February 14, 2013

Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.

Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.

by that ho December 19, 2023

To Pull A Kristen

To revoke a signature from an important document.

Sorry bro, I know I signed your petition but I'm gonna have to pull a Kristen

by A pissed off gay June 1, 2018

Kristen

Kristen has a model like body and is a white brunette that constantly uses the N-word while playing Fortnite . this makes her wifey material for 1 Man names Dallas. she enjoys trappers sushi and hates immigrants and all people that are not white. she is extremally racist so if you are a liberal back off!

immigrant: why are you being so mean to me!!!!!
Kristen: Because you do not belong here!!!!!

by Dallas Elliott March 3, 2025

to pull a kristen

to revoke your signature from something

sorry man i know i signed that petition but im gonna have to pull a kristen on this one

by Gay House Vlogs June 3, 2018

Kristen

She plays a shy and awkward girl who’s in love with a vampire but also a wolf at some point. Low key hates the lochness monster, also known as nessie. Ends up being a vampire too. Overall a good person but she stutters a lot.

Boy named jacob black: Bella where the hell have you been locaaaa
Kristen Stewart as Bella: *hugs long haired Jacob black

Edward Cullen: hold on tight spider monkey
Kristen Stewart as Bella: *proceeds to hold tight while running up a tree at an alarming rate

by effervescent Snails November 23, 2021

Kristen

Made for Enoch.

Kristenoch

by yauyau June 24, 2018