couple's coma

When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.

Antonym: Single's Stamina

Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!

by rabbit4 May 22, 2018

couple time

Time when couples relax and snuggle. Only pecks no heavy kissing.

“Lets have couple time.”

by Camilrf May 19, 2018

Couple Kink

A kink or fetish a couple shares

MY GFs and my couple kink is creampies

by OccamsRzr April 23, 2020

Craigslist Couple

Definition 1 : The most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time

Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together

Greg : So how did you guys meet?
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......

Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple

by ThatThreeGuy May 1, 2015

Buffer Couple

a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...

We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.

by Hunjiman February 23, 2020

Best Couple

When two friends become boyfriend and girlfriend. Before dating each, they have to endure bullying and sweaty armpits. A lot of confusion may arise "what do you mean." A beautiful relationship in disguise

"what do you mean we are the best couple?"

by anonymous bot1234 May 30, 2020

Balcony Couple

The balcony couple is the one (if out of multiple) couple(s) that are always by the balcony. They’re the balcony kids everyone knows and is fucking annoyed by, because they are the cringiest and most annoying couple in the school. They are also super controlling of eachother and are so clingy that you’d rather jump off the balcony than date one them. And they are always making out and grabbing each others genitals. They also create so much drama because they have to let everyone know that they’re dating and will attack anyone who comes near the others “husband” or “wife”. Because of all of this drama when they finally break up they have no friends left, so tragic. Because they have no friends they sit up by the balcony with of the other sluts that eat there for lunch. Basically they are the biggest sluts out of the biggest group of sluts in school.
P.S Go to the balcony during lunch at your own risk because they might be, actually probably, no DEFINITELY will be fucking.

“Wanna go to the balcony for lunch?”
“Fuck no I’m not tryna get AIDS from the balcony couple.”
“Yeah besides I’m not tryna get attacked cuz I walked past (blanks) quote on quote husband.”
“Oh wait nvm we can go up”
“Why?”
“They just broke up. Btw you own me $20”

by DepressionIsRealGuys69 September 27, 2018