An annoyance or small problem that somebody is ridiculously treating as a major problem. It is based on stereotypical soccer mom women. They are often pampered upper-middle-class types who expect everything to go their way, and cannot handle even a small matter that is out of their control.
When Emily shouted at the Starbucks baristas for being out of sugar-free vanilla syrup, her embarrassed boyfriend told her to calm down and quit having a soccer mom crisis.
by Lavender12 July 14, 2015
Get the soccer mom crisismug. totally hot momma. would be completely unaware of their hotness except that punks get in traffic accidents when they watch these soccer moms cross the street. yeah, you want 'em. and when you're a money making executive, you'll pay for 'em. Them and a minivan. yeah you will.
He wanted that soccer mom but was afraid she wouldn't want a little guy who's only sexual experiences were with himself.
by soccer mom September 16, 2005
Get the Soccer mommug. "She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. She looks well to the ways of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness."
Soccer Moms are the epitome of a good mother. They treat their children as their gold and diamonds. But today, these good mothers are scorned. Other women view motherhood as oppression of male domination. Thus, they fight for their rights. Amid this, they discard the unwanted burden (children) through abortion and neglect. This is killing society.
Soccer Moms should be treasured. They raise their children with moral education and never spare them a penny to use it for their "self-indulgent necessities."
Soccer Moms are the epitome of a good mother. They treat their children as their gold and diamonds. But today, these good mothers are scorned. Other women view motherhood as oppression of male domination. Thus, they fight for their rights. Amid this, they discard the unwanted burden (children) through abortion and neglect. This is killing society.
Soccer Moms should be treasured. They raise their children with moral education and never spare them a penny to use it for their "self-indulgent necessities."
"That Soccer Mom trains up a child in the way he should go. If I had a mother like that, I would have stayed on the straight and narrow."
"That Soccer Mom tickles my fancy."
"Bored and Deprived Soccer Moms need some love."
"Sydney Leroux is a Soccer Mom. She plays soccer and she's a mom."
"That Soccer Mom tickles my fancy."
"Bored and Deprived Soccer Moms need some love."
"Sydney Leroux is a Soccer Mom. She plays soccer and she's a mom."
by JBMiller October 1, 2018
Get the Soccer Mommug. Soccer moms are cool (abviously) but all are different. All their children do different after-school activities other than soccer and they all drive different color fans. Every soccer mom loves their kids as well. They call them "their little angels". Soccer moms are cool. Soccer moms are life.
by donut2924 May 15, 2017
Get the Cool Soccer Momsmug. A woman usually in her mid-30's that has two children. They may have a car big enough to accomodate her kids and their friends and all of the equipt. that goes along with them.
She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.
Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.
She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.
She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.
Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.
She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.
by Jeanneenp February 3, 2010
Get the Soccer Mommug. Mom who is willing to have fun even thought she needs to pick up her kids from soccer practice and might even give the coach a blowjob at half time
Parents: where is the coach
Coaches assistant thinking in his head: getting sucked of by that whore soccer mom
Coaches assistant thinking in his head: getting sucked of by that whore soccer mom
by Shhddtigx September 19, 2020
Get the Whore soccer mommug.