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tuba sloth 

A funny girl that likely went to band camp, that is not promiscuous and moves slowly.
That girl is such a Tuba Sloth
tuba sloth by SingingSurgeon February 10, 2021
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Alaskan Sloth 

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.
Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.

burrito-sloth 

A little creature who stays home, wraps themselves up into a blanket burrito and sips tea instead of going out on a Friday night.
Today I was feeling under the weather so I became a little burrito-sloth.

Scotch bitch bastard bum 

Examples of insults given in a first year law school Torts class that are not sufficient to prove the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress.
You're just a scotch bitch bastard bum! And there's nothing you can do about it.

scotch eggs 

1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.

2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc
Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!
scotch eggs by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005

sloth man 

A Sloth Man is a sufferer of slothitis, an inherited disease, typically a Sloth Man struggles to finish a meal before it is cold, make it to anywhere on time, get out of bed, stay awake or move. Their minds are too diseased with slowness to grasp irony or sarcasm and they argue using long drawn out 'no no no's.

Slothitis is temporarily contagious; the monotonous rant of a slothitis sufferer will often force the listener to adopt the symptoms of a sloth man e.g. drowsiness and lethargy however once out of contact with a slothitis sufferer a healthy human's immune system will repel the slothitis - the diseased cells are two slow to cause long term effect.

Slothitis is a degenerative disease and the sloth man will slowly develop a likeness to John Squires of the Stone Roses, their voice will heavily deepen and their deep monotonous speech will enable them to communicate with whales. Generally a slothitis sufferer from birth will die before reaching the age of thirty as they can no longer feed themselves however the disease can lie dorment and effect people at later ages.
Normal Person: 'Your two hours late'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'I was eating my dinner and had to straighten my hair'
Normal Person: 'I hate you Sloth Man'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'No no no'
Whale: 'Hellooooooo Davey'
sloth man by Dr Man March 24, 2005