Pity bacon

The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.

I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.

by Moonmullins2 January 15, 2022

Pity Poon

A technique where one embraces a display of self pity and wallowing to achieve vass amounts of poon

"He's getting the pity poon again"

by A Stewin December 5, 2017

Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality

I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.

by Joshamaphone March 27, 2021

Pity Rub

To rub oneself after a sad event or out of pure loneliness.

"Kady was third wheeling with Ryan all night and felt sad, she went home and had a long pity rub"

by ProfessorGoonBag April 28, 2016

Pity-Like

When you like someone's instagram photo for the sole reason of the guilty feeling you have because the photo has like zero likes.

Tina's picture only had two likes after an hour so I gave her a pity-like.

by Mileydelrey March 29, 2015

Pity Sponsorship

I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.

I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!

by Bergen County Bombers January 25, 2012

pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself

In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.

by skuffed_up March 1, 2023