Kristian 

A complete utter fucktard. Most likely to shoot up a school, and rape your kids.

Oh no the guy did a Kristian on our school.

Kristian by Ktherapy November 8, 2019

Kristian 

The biggest goon of them all. Trappin and scrappin. Swagged up to the top and based till the death. Everyone loves him no matter what. He satisfies the ladies and pulls like, Tug-Of-War. No one can come close to being a, "Kristian". He's one of a kind and hard to find, so if you see one around, tell them hello. A "Kristian" is rather social, funny, smart, outgoing, and athletic. Just don't get him confused on bad days, otherwise, you'll be squabbin with him. Don't mess with his Polo Ralph Lauren and you'll be really good friends. All in all, he's the bestestfriend you'll ever meet and someone you want to be around.

Omaigawd it's, Kristian, I'm blessed!

Have you seen his swag?

Have you seen that Ralph Lauren?

He be pullin.

Goon shit.

Kristian by Anonymous-K September 15, 2011

Kristina 

Kristina is one of a kind. She can be a little sassy but she will always be there for you. She is absolutely HILARIOUS and will always include you. She is very talented and also very smart. But if you hurt her she’ll hurt you. If you have a Kristina in your life, don’t loose her.

“Omg did you see that beautiful girl? Her name must be Kristina”

Kristina by thegirlthatannoyseveryone October 26, 2019

kristiansund parkering 

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.

Kristiansund parkering#Where to park??im drunk

kristiansund parkering by Kripos August 1, 2021

Kristian 

A beautiful, smart, sexy girl. She loves food and loves music. Sometimes she is sexually but not always. Guys always want her and drool over her. Girls wish they were her. People love her.

Guy #1: Kristian is so fine.
Guy #2: I'd fuck the shit outta her.
Guy #1: No she's mine. Back the hell up
Guy #2: But she's so fine like bro.
Guy #1: I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Kristian tonight

Kristian by Password lol December 19, 2016

Kristina 

Kristina is a beautiful girl, no matter what she says. She's interesting, has her own fantastic dreams, and loves reading and everything amazing.

"Hey are you friends with Kristina?"
Of course Watson, she loves Black Butler!"

Kristina by Lukeiamyourfatherandyoucantbeg September 7, 2016

Khristiana

A beautiful girl with a big ASS. A fun and funny girl with creativity and talent. She got nice tits and ass to. She gets all the ladies but Emma is the only person she got her eye on.

Girl- what snacks do you have

Girl2- I have a picture of Khristiana

Khristiana by Ass_destroyer101 June 20, 2018