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Holy Penguin

The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.

The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world
The Holy Penguin is an example of himself
by Trance December 28, 2003
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holy cheez-it

OH MA LORD ITS A HOLY CHEEZ-IT
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Holy Glory

Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.
Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory
by Dr. Infant May 25, 2017
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Holy Barktopus

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.
Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!
by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011
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holy sheesh

When you're in a family friendly setting and want to say holy shit and sheesh at the same time.
by gaycha more like gay October 4, 2021
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Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
by jazzrock August 26, 2008
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holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed
Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011
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