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Moral Victories

What Alabama fans claim after they lose a football game.
Don't worry guys about getting blasted by Florida and then getting embarrassed by Utah in our bowl game because they are both moral victories.
by U R Tigerbait February 26, 2009
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Moral sex

1. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is had, NOT because the person necessarily wants to, but because he/she feels that he/she needs to fulfill their partner's needs.

2. Sex (vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) that is counted towards a couple's sexual quota.
"Joe and I haven't gotten it on in a week. I just haven't been in the mood, but I think that he deserves a little moral sex."
by J-Lai November 10, 2008
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moral values

n. One's personal definition of and resolve to practice the proper behavior to exhibit, both in public and private. This may be determined by one's religion, philosophy, carnal desires, or lack thereof.
Propaganda is usually an attempt to to spread one's moral values to others.

Censorship is usually an attempt to impose one's moral values upon propaganda.
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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Nobility of Morals

Founded on monday december 20th 2004, by the knights: Aaron and Pentescu. It is dedicated to upholding the morals that they judge right and proper.
You are a being of awsome power, on a walk in the woods you encounter two swords in a river. Both swords belong to a hated foe. You have four options, keep one sword, both swords, leave them, or return them. As a being of moral integrity, what do you do?

As a noble of morals you destroy both, ensuring no immoral use may come of them.
by Ragnar Snorison December 20, 2004
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moral jaw

noun; the part of a person that is lost (aka. misplaced temporarily, occasionally referred to as 'dropped') when situations or circumstances cause one to question the integrity of their character, more often than not at a moment of extreme weakness, generally followed shortly thereafter by feelings of deep regret. Can also be utilized as independent nouns and pluralized.
"omg, i totally slept with that beat, fugly guy last night. Moral jaw? GONE."

"I drank the bar dry last night, was faced out of my mind and drove home. Has anyone seen my morals? JAW?! Has ANYONE seen my jaw?"
by Clownfish Shrimpvestro December 29, 2007
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Morally agnostic

When someone does not subscribe to any particular type of morality or and is flexible with values. And switches between them as its convenient

You can find them mostly among people who want to have it both ways
Jane is having an open relationship on her end but will flip if her partner sees anyone else. When it comes to relationships she is morally agnostic...
by jpviegas May 6, 2021
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morale drive

A hard drive containing "morale". Used by deployed military in areas where internet is scarce or unavailable. Typically contains movies from last year, though often will contain porn as well. Often kept hidden amidst enlisted members, as command typically believes morale to be "unprofessional"
"Any chance we can get better porn on the Morale Drive?"
"What? Aren't the bootleg movies we bought from the locals good enough?"
by Thatguynels22 March 3, 2017
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