Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

by anon_king May 29, 2018

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

Circle Jerk

A sexual act when a group of men ejaculate and start masturbating in a circle.

Man, that was an awesome circle jerk last night. We should totally do it again someday!

by cobracrazy487 January 24, 2025

Jerk Circle

A group of at least 5 people jerking off in a circle with a female in the middle laying down.

Yo bro! Wanna make a Jerk Circle with us?

by SillyJilly44 June 4, 2022

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

Circle jerk

The act of spraying on the Widefetish "super jabber" message board.

One queen rules the butthurt super jabber circle jerk, with an repetitive and effusive load loosening that no rival can match.

by Gone Phishing December 7, 2022

Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion

Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.

by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025