dirty Daren

when a dude at pizza shop wears a furry suit and whips the tail out to cut pizzas and then plow females

This dude walked into Papa Johns and pulled a Dirty Daren

by Purple fox king September 30, 2022

dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent

Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?

by Hvhicvieihcdwvyfxoysqfxfyxoyf April 26, 2020

Dirty ending

The opposite of a happy ending. An extremely poor blowjob that doesn't end in climax. Defined by the woman kneeling on or using her hand to crush your testicles using her teeth and stopping intermittently. Midway through the servicing she looks up and says what are you doing? What's wrong? As you're writhing in pain from your damaged family jewels.

I spent $12 bucks on this chick the other night at the bar and the bitch gave me a dirty ending!

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Dirty Snowdrift

The act of pulling your finger out of your ass, ejaculating on it and swiping under somebody's nose.

I pulled a Dirty Snowdrift on that hose hound last night!

by See_dub_ya May 13, 2021

Dirty Kahn

A young dude who ends up going home from the pub with an older couple, and services the lady while the old man spectates from the sidelines.

Kahn was stoked to have scored that night, but he was a little put-off by the movements coming from the dark corner of the room where the man was sitting. Nevertheless, he went about his business and got the job done, thus creating the grotty story of The Dirty Kahn.

by GP69 February 15, 2021

Dirty Aled

When you're banging a girl and they start orgasming and squirting so much that they could fill the ocean up.

Girl: He was so good last night! He gave me a dirty Aled.

by DaddyPeppers May 16, 2020

dirty piilani

When you give a shot of meth to another man even though your boyfriend/husband tells you not to.

I'm going to do a dirty Piilani with you, even if my man don't want me to!

by Mr.Pipelayer August 26, 2022