Skip to main content

Fuck ready

Properly prepared for sexual intimacy-Washed, Shaved, Fresh breath, Clean underwear, nails clipped, waxed ext
My New Years resolution is to spend more time being fuck ready.
That bitch showed up fuck ready!
by Tktktk333 October 27, 2019
mugGet the Fuck ready mug.

Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020
mugGet the Fucked Up Upon Arrival mug.

Fuck Woo

An expression of contempt spoken by a non-native English speaker, usually originating from China.
Restaurant Patron: “Excuse me sir, please could you say fried rice”
Restaurant Owner: “Fuck woo”
by Rawhyde July 29, 2017
mugGet the Fuck Woo mug.

And I FUCKING OOP!

An expression when you are so shooketh to the core and gagged that it is the only appropriate response.
You did not just say that... And I FUCKING OOP!!!!!

Wtf did you just say? Bitch and I fucking OOP!!!

Oooooo that was awkward.. And I FUCKING OOP!!
by LingDanc803 October 17, 2023
mugGet the And I FUCKING OOP! mug.
Wow you're a fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker for doing such a shitty thing to the mentally retarded at the school.
by why_tf_not May 16, 2017
mugGet the fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker mug.

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
mugGet the Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA! mug.

fuck n' suck

Fuck the ass and suck the dick. Prevalent in gay sex.
bro i just had some fuck n' suck and IT WAS AMAZING
by BlitzRain July 13, 2022
mugGet the fuck n' suck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email