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L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.
A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.
by panic oasis August 5, 2022
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Dick

Dick is a jelly like material attached to a male's body. It is used to get a woman female pregnant by putting the dick in their wet ass pussy. As you go deeper in her, you cum and she moans harder, more eager. Males masturbate by rubbing their dick. It comes in different sizes, as you get older, it gets smaller, when you consume an effective pill, it can grow larger. The colors are normally pink and brown, the tips are darker.
She sucked my hardcore dick until there was cum all over her face.
by Thickk Cows November 7, 2020
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Love dick

When a man has sex with someone and thinks he is in love. He falls in love with any person he puts his dick in.
Girl don’t fuck with him, he gets that love dick feeling.
by Curschmann October 30, 2023
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maxs dick

12 incher with 10 inch gerth. Almost a shlong.
last night i saw a maxs dick. it was insane.
by lily goldy April 26, 2021
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Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.
Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.
by Big Lunch March 28, 2024
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Dick out

When your penis is pulled out or falls out of your clothing
She wanted to see it so I pulled my dick out
by Goozoozfrabaa September 8, 2019
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Needle dick

A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle
Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick
by Saucemane April 13, 2022
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