jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017

Dirty Tit Fuck

When you take a dump on a girl's chest, and titfuck her, using the poop as lubricant

Nolan: What did you guys do last night?

Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!

*Highfive

by Zombieeatsasian November 13, 2011

Make-fuck

A more aggressive/passionate form of "making love"; one that does not sound so sensitive & "lovey-dovey" yet implies the same level of emotional connection as "making love".

A less "gay" sounding form of making love.

(Your girl has just walked out in a new dress for your office party & looks amazing..)

"Daaayyum Baby! I wanna rip that dress off right now & make-fuck to you!!

by Treehousejess June 16, 2022

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

#savethemugs

Why does urban dictionary like mugs?

Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

by cat lel February 16, 2024

big stupid fucking dumbass

a big stupid fucking dumbass is someone who is stupid and a dumbass thus requiring the term big stupid fucking dumbass

that kid over there is a big stupid fucking dumbass

by iongaf January 21, 2025

truck fuck

when you fuck someone in a pickup truck, either in the truck bed or inside the truck

A: Me and my bf just had a truck fuck
B: What the hell, don't tell me about you fucking your bf in your truck

by not a guy with a z name January 30, 2023

Fucking Goomba

A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink

My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.

by Tycoontim April 20, 2017