PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails

ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains

by spitts mcman October 7, 2011

ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!

A phrase from the South Park episode "Le Petit Tourette" (Season 11, Episode 8).

1: ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!
2: PYIIIIIIIISS COMING OUT MY AAAAAAAASSSS

by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024

Pepperoni Ass

When a person has a bountiful amount of acne on their butt, like a pepperoni pizza pie

I can’t hit you doggy style anymore because I can’t stand to look at your pepperoni ass.

by annhud November 16, 2023

Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.

Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 5, 2025

phat-ass tucket

When you intentionally shit your pants while riding a mobility scooter.

Michael did a phat-ass tucket at the McDonald's drive-thru.

by Manuele Pepe November 4, 2017

shit ass

it has nothing to do with speedruns or any gaming crap. thats some more dumb millennial crap. its basically calling you a baby and its been around longer than most people that answered have been alive!!

hey shit ass quit crying and get back to work. all you did was hit your thumb with a hammer.

by Maniacjack74 August 20, 2022