muffins whip

to mercilessly beat some one with a males muffin top and upper penal area

Wow look at that guy beat his wife with his muffins whip

by bob teats April 7, 2010

Dole whip

Someone who is soft. A coward. A chicken.

1:" hey man you tryna fight?"
2: "he probably scared."
1: yeah, dole whippp!!!

by Coolpandax February 20, 2019

Sacrificial whipping boy

No. I'm not going to pay the price for your inability to cope with the fact that your kids are getting fucked and stuffed by your priests and your bureaucrats.

Hym "No. I'm just a sacrificial whipping boy you're using to cope with your child safety anxiety. Nothing has changed. I still have everything to gain and nothing to lose. And you can't say the same."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2023

verbally whipped

Similar to pussy whipped, but in this situation the person being whipped is receiving no pussy, and instead is whipped by the idea of talking to a pretty girl.

"Did you see how Brandon blew us off for those freshman girls?"
"Yeah he's pussy whipped""
"Nah dude, we both know he's not getting any, he's verbally whipped."

by P0nd Scum June 6, 2018

whipped

When you go out to parties, bars, and clubs. Take pictures and when they are finally up on facebook you make sure to tell your friends that you cant be tagged in them because your girl will see that you went out, after you lied to her saying you were going to bed early.

"Cris you are so whipped"

by posiedan January 20, 2013

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Sick Whip

Your piece of shit car that you call a sick whip, when in all reality, it's a hoopty.

Person 1: Dayum look at my sick whip!
Person 2: I hope you're referring to the Ferrari or the Lamborghini parked next to that crappy Batmobile that I REALLY hope you aren't referring to..
Person 1: Damn straight, and that "piece o' shite Batmobile" is my sick whip bro!

by RedRabbit1987 March 6, 2019