meat kazoo

People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.

“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”

by SeanPP May 12, 2019

Meat rabbit

Rabbits that are raised for meat,their fur,livestock

This guy raised meat rabbits

by Animal lover 2011 August 18, 2022

meat-tray

To refer to someone as an idiot, dumb dumb, meathead

Made ya look man, you are such a meat-tray!

by maverick1321 September 24, 2016

cherry meat

the act of eating raw freshly popped virgin vagina.

keith, you want pizza dude?
nah, i'm totally stuffed full from Stacey's cherry meat.
sweeeet.

by barchampedobearlover December 4, 2010

Meat-hook

A male penis that is curved and large in size.

Meat-hook, one who possesses a large penis. She's excited about receiving, the meat-hook

by Jibs007 September 1, 2017

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

Meat puff

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus

Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.

by Beardedbumbloke August 6, 2015