The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.
The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."
by Louiefook April 2, 2016
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Get the palm top tiger mug.A discussion or debate which involves deciding which type of asian woman is hottest, most dateable or best in bed. Facts in these arguments are often gathered from internet porn or urban legend, if lacking in research you can simply make shit up.
Joe: DUDE, Japanese girls are open to do anything in bed. For fuck sake, they have blowjob competitions on TV.
Bill: Nah man, koreans are the best. They're great and bed and actually enjoy cleaning up after you...
You: I'm not having this "top ramen discussion"
Bill: Nah man, koreans are the best. They're great and bed and actually enjoy cleaning up after you...
You: I'm not having this "top ramen discussion"
by Ekkakub October 11, 2009
Get the Top Ramen Discussion mug.When you take a crap and your ass is left on fire. Usually occurs after eating spicy food.
Named after the "afterburners" mentioned in Top Gun.
Named after the "afterburners" mentioned in Top Gun.
by Ved1980 November 15, 2010
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Specifications:
70°F - 80°F
Blue sky
Cherry blossom trees
Specifications:
70°F - 80°F
Blue sky
Cherry blossom trees
James: It's good Drop Top Weather
Anna: James I'm not driving in your fucking convertible.
James: Well you don't need to be such a bitch about it.
Anna: James I'm not driving in your fucking convertible.
James: Well you don't need to be such a bitch about it.
by Jjklu April 13, 2019
Get the Drop Top Weather mug.The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011
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(Waiter) “ What to drink for you?”
(Bob) “ Lemme get a Cadillac with the Top down!”
(Bob walks into restaurant)...
Watiter- “ What to drink for you?”
Bob- “ Lemme get a Cadillac with the Top down !”
(Waiter) “ What to drink for you?”
(Bob) “ Lemme get a Cadillac with the Top down!”
(Bob walks into restaurant)...
Watiter- “ What to drink for you?”
Bob- “ Lemme get a Cadillac with the Top down !”
by Ayysavyy January 16, 2021
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