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Look at that lohkz over there. Those law breaking mexicans always at it.

by LatinLover123467890 February 6, 2023

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Boo-Boo’s Law

Written by 17th century French Aristocrat “Monsieur Boo-Boo” from the house of “Da Boo”.
“Anytime matter is present, there is an equal chance of things being Boo-Boo”
Essentially, Boo-Boo simply means, shitty, outta whack or just plan stupid.

Monsieur Boo-Boo’s wife just left him for a Prussian man-whore.
“Man this shit is Boo-Boo”
Thus was born Boo-Boo’s law.

by Wilhelm Von Hohenzollern January 21, 2022

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The Nazi scat laws

a set of laws in nazi germany that states that if a soldier does not have intercouse where the two participants are covered in shit piss vomit cum diet coke boogers asshole juice discharge eyeball crust and more shit, they will be put to death via godzilla sacrifice

Hitler: Uou have violated The Nazi Scat laws, DIE!!
nazi soldier: nooo
michel jordin:jumpsot

by Meatwad60 June 21, 2022

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the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have a cord, rope, wire, string, etc. on your person that is dangling as you walk or move, then the dangling object has a tendency to get caught up or wrapped around another object in your path.

As I transported the DVD player from the bedroom to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom doorknob. That is what you call the law of dangling cords.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022

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